| What is my age: | 19 | |
| My sex: | I am girl | |
| What is my figure type: | My figure features is quite chubby | |
| What is my favourite drink: | Tequila | |
| What is my hobbies: | Fishkeeping |
Porn has always wanted to be science fictional, ever since the influential Barbarella. Click through for a history of the mutant genre, with some racy but probably work-safe clips. Barbarella The original scifi porn film.
Plus she hooks up with a hunky space angel. Money shot: Duran Duran puts Barbarella into his sexomatic Excessive Machine, only to have her burn it out with her over-the-top tantric energy. Flesh Gordon The Emperor Wang bombards the Earth with a sex ray from planet Porno and it turns everybody into a sex fiend. This is somehow a problem.
Lesbian queens in black swan spaceships, bearded men with pasties, penisaurs, bearded men with drag queen makeup, sex robots The whole thing is intensely campy, even by 70s porn standards, and feels like Rocky Horror with more nudity and less singing. And yet it features special effects by people who went on to work on the Star Trek and Star Wars movies. Money shot: A giant claymation monster, voiced by Craig T. Nelson from Coachgrabs Dale and carries her up a wall like King Kong. Flash has to battle the lumpy creature to save his hot sidekick.
Latex and Shock Instead of getting rich, or escaping from his asylum. Cyberella: Forbidden Passions Mara is a famous virtual reality deer, until she dies in a fire while plugged in to VR. Instead of going to the afterlife, her soul gets trapped in cyberspace, where she meets God.
Orgazmo A naive Mormon missionary gets drawn into doing porn and portrays a superhero named Orgazmo, who wields a ray that causes people to climax in this film by Trey South Park Stone.
And then, when Joe Young decides to fight back against the sleazy film producer who exploited him, he suddenly finds that he can wield the power of Orgazmo for real. Money shot: Orgazmo flying-kicks real porn star Ron Jeremy, who explodes into little pieces Rod Steele and The Ultimate Attraction He also wrote the totally bizarre Emanuelle vs.
In Steelea James Bond parody loses track of his arousal-causing gadget and it creates mayhem. A dorky guy actually uses the clicker to turn his gym coworker into a supermodel.
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I am such an idiot. The funny thing is, the tag says "Michael Ninn.
I think it would be hilarious if Michael Nyman made porn. The A. By charliejane.
